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Joke

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 16:59
by Wojciech Rudzinski
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F >
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over,
U20 Norway beats U20 Denmark.

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 18:03
by Bernhard Birkeland
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 19:46
by Kjell Arild Korbøl
:D

Not far from true... :lol:

Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 23:16
by onkelsmerte
Niec! And yes not far from true just abit overdone you might say ,

Posted: 22 Feb 2008, 23:40
by ok0510
I t is real funny !!! Thanks !!!

Posted: 23 Feb 2008, 10:02
by Eagle
Rofl even i found that funny :D

Posted: 05 Mar 2008, 05:39
by heathcliffe dyba
lol I have heard one like this before its very funny hehe